So now there are two blogs? I already have trouble coming up with funny comments for ONE blog. It's obvious what I'll have to do- split my soul into several pieces using horcruxes...
Because I wanted some advice on some robotic parts, such as the new self-defragmenting artificial intelligence nano-memory chip with cupholder, for my old model 37G Anamatron icemaker/dishwasher.
If this is an open thread, it's among the oldest and least productive open threads of all time. I suspect that Bob has lost her password and username. Or just doesn't care. It was really a summer thing for her.
What is this "SCUBA" of which thou protests? Bah! As a sorcerer, I have the rare power to force the owner of that blog to deliver on his Timage promise... or perish in the flames of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere!
Not true. What about her "Arial Sharon gonna stick you with a shiv" post? In any event, this whole blog is now the world's oldest open thread. What more could we ask for?
The Gist of it is, this blog is long dead. Any attempts to make it seem less so are misguided and misdirected. Leave this place of blogDeath, and come with me to the Lair of Gist.
I work in a Gist mill. I take the Gist of any situation. And turn the Earth... into... Gist.
His highness, King Evil Robo-Bob Dole cannot be held liable for small bottles of that thing. That thing is a menace to society, and must be eliminated at all costs. One cannot be king without holding a firm grasp over the intricate art of penny holding.
I stopped using the script thing because the Roboshrub Inc. template size is well over 100 kilobytes. With almost 200 posts, it would take an extremely long time to... no, what are you doing...?! Nooooo!
We have an urgent message for you, senator. Washington is in peril! You must return to us, in the form that most pleases you. Might I suggest a three-toed sloth?
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So now there are two blogs? I already have trouble coming up with funny comments for ONE blog. It's obvious what I'll have to do- split my soul into several pieces using horcruxes...
First the blog is born. Then the blogger gets bored, and the blog dies. Then spiders pick at the remains. The circle of life... is complete.
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Why is destructo always gone, never appearing even in the most controversial occasions?
I feel... compelled... to leave a comment on a blog I know is dead.
10:15 P.M.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
DestructoBob,
that you?
1:12 A.M.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Happy New Year, Bob. We finally made it to 2006. If you can hear this, respond to within a micron of the minimum cetrifuge.
Is this an open thread?
Because I wanted some advice on some robotic parts, such as the new self-defragmenting artificial intelligence nano-memory chip with cupholder, for my old model 37G Anamatron icemaker/dishwasher.
8:27 P.M.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
If this is an open thread, it's among the oldest and least productive open threads of all time. I suspect that Bob has lost her password and username. Or just doesn't care. It was really a summer thing for her.
Well, then I propose this thread to be called the "secret thread."
6:44 P.M.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Secret thread... yes, this bodes well for those who don't understand the simple complexity of networking. Java to the max! Scripting API matricies!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
First order of business as interim Chairman of this secret thread, I open the discussion on this month's subject: SCUBA
It has not been putting out the promised daily Timages, and is lacking in animated Timages.
The people demand more!
What is this "SCUBA" of which thou protests? Bah! As a sorcerer, I have the rare power to force the owner of that blog to deliver on his Timage promise... or perish in the flames of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere!
Which, incidentally, are very hot indeed.
Destructobob, you coward! Show yourself!
Imperium chresti non-politi!
*waves hands*
Nope. Didn't work; this "destructobob" is more crafty than I anticipated...
But, at least I made my hair more... dynamic?
3:28 P.M.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Not true. What about her "Arial Sharon gonna stick you with a shiv" post?
In any event, this whole blog is now the world's oldest open thread. What more could we ask for?
Ariel Sharon? Where can I find such ancient documents from the (late?) Destructobob?
3:24 P.M.
Wednesday, February 8, 2006
This was the last shred of destructobob on the Internet. I'm expecting her back in a couple of months, once the fire dies down.
3:31 P.M.
Wednesday, February 8, 2006
Bob only made a total of three posts on Roboshrub Inc. The first was last July, and then there was one in August.
And of course, the Arial Sharon thing, and the post we're writing on.
The she got bored and went away.
The Gist of it is, this blog is long dead. Any attempts to make it seem less so are misguided and misdirected. Leave this place of blogDeath, and come with me to the Lair of Gist.
I work in a Gist mill. I take the Gist of any situation. And turn the Earth... into... Gist.
10:07 P.M.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
I concur.
Your dead blog has been appropriated into Gist.
Your blog has been forewarned. Do not test my patience again, Bob. King Evil Robo-Bob Dole will not tolerate any improper use of his name. Bob.
7:14 P.M.
Monday, February 27, 2006
The secret blog blooms another flower of dischord.
Hey you!
Bob dole!
You get that bottle of stuff I sent you?
His highness, King Evil Robo-Bob Dole cannot be held liable for small bottles of that thing. That thing is a menace to society, and must be eliminated at all costs. One cannot be king without holding a firm grasp over the intricate art of penny holding.
Is this where I left me lucky charms? Oh, no, there they are. Had them the whole time. Must've lost track of where I put my...
Wait, where am I?!
You are in the land of nod. Land of nod? Land of nod. Let it go, Stanley.
Avast ye! I seek destiny, piping hot!
Hello?
5:54 P.M.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
We have returned. Don't let it get you down, though. The secret thread will continue far into the future, for all to see! See what? Who?
...
Is someone there?!
HA! I have found this fool!!!
9:45 P.M.
Saturday, April 1, 2006
Today this blog is officially not dead.
At least that's what I'd be saying if destructobob would post something.
She's still sticking Arial Sharon with a shiv.
3:09 P.M.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Yes, but we can't know that until she reports back to us.
DestructoBob,
I will pay 25,000 tons of dormant plutonium if you comment by Sunday.
I think this is goin' on my blog memorial...
9:01 A.M.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Memorial? This blog has never been more alive! Yeah! Whoo!
From the banks of the mighty Tuscatonga to the shores of Lumley, where be I?
Oh, there I be.
I would LOVE to have this many comments on my blog!
The Catfish Code
Finding DestructoBob!
Starring Peter Potamus as Peter Potamus.
Peter Potamus: Quick we've got to find her!
The production was cancelled.
2:28 P.M.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
My dual powers of coercion and perseverance are beginning to work...
10:18 A.M.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
That ant was the stick in time that skewed nine!
Arrrrrr! Spiderrrrrrs! Why?! I be but a mere psychic pirate, unable to process this kind o' thing!
Huh?
You got it?!
Hello?
Did anybody get that thing, I can't find it.
Hippo? Do you use certified mail? I have many things to receive.
Gyrobo, hey if you are still using my secret technique on posting java script inside a post, stop.
Just choose to ignore the warning, and resubmit. If you have not figured that out already.
You should become a sci-fi children's novelist. Or you could probably pull off regular fiction. You're pretty darn good. Most of the time :)
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For those who have made it this far on the Easter Egg (Potamus Code) hunt...congratulations...
The secret is on this page.
11:41 A.M.
Monday, June 5, 2006
I stopped using the script thing because the Roboshrub Inc. template size is well over 100 kilobytes. With almost 200 posts, it would take an extremely long time to... no, what are you doing...?! Nooooo!
We have an urgent message for you, senator. Washington is in peril! You must return to us, in the form that most pleases you. Might I suggest a three-toed sloth?
3:08 P.M.
Wednesday, July 5, 2006
A month ago...
It flies so fast...
Building a drawbridge
to the past.
2:37 P.M.
Monday, July 10, 2006
I'm sure Bob will make another post in time for her one-year anniversary.
Thursday, July 13th:
Fudge tastes good.
lol about the bob dole thingie. I'm just a random commenter, dont mind me...
7:39 P.M.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Does anyone else think it's strange that after almost a year, this pointless and solitary post has accumulated so many comments?
lol yea. I'm suprized I even no about dis site.
July 25, 2006
Thought I heard something in the general direction of this blog.
Bill O'reilly!
10:15 P.M.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
You heard nothing!
25:01 PM
Friday, February 30th, 2009
Wow it's been so long, last time I commented was during the old time & date system, in America!!!
We were so naive.
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